Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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