Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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