ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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