I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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