the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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