just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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