no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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