you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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