Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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