I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm drive I can fine osifer
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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