It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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