my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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