I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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