Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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