Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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