my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
