I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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