You really coming over, don't trick.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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