Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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