Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
