Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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