I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
