? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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