He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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