Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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