I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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