on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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