I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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