I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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