Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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