i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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