I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
my poor anus
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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