He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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