I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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