around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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