is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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