I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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