You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
