I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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