Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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