You made me cry and you don't even care
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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