I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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