She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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