OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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