how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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