You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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