WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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