i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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