its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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