Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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