And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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