What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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