Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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