thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I have fence marks all over my body
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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