you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I am one with the molecules
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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